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Hey, did you hear about the skunk who became a judge?
I hear he was a real Law and Odor guy!
The cowboy and the Atheist
An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don’t know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," he said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the cowboy replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven, and Hell, or life after death when you don’t know crap?"
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Question: "When was the first time medicine was mentioned in the Bible?"
Answer: It was when God gave Moses the tablets!
O.K., so that was lame! And I suppose it might be offensive to someone (everything's offensive to someone!), but its clean, good hearted humor (unlike the PG 13 humor on my "Poop: The Real Meaning of Life" page!).
Question: "Did you know that God has a motor cycle?"
Answer: Its true! The Bible speaks of the Day of the Lord's Triumph!"
Question: What is God's real Name?
Answer: Its Howard! Jesus said: Our Father Who is in heaven, Howard by thy Name...
I don't like humor and satire that slams individuals or groups (well, there are some... )
If you are offended by anything you read here, feel free to let me know and I'll consider removing or editing it (or you could try to out-do it! -- that could be fun for everyone!).
But I'm NOT into the whole PC thing so I hope your skin's not too thin! Some of what you find IS pretty racy!
Just try and remember that laughter is the best medicine -- and let's face it, we're all at least a little "sick!"
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Possibly the most difficult game on the entire Internet! Find the Spam! Come on ladies, if you're man enough!
And now for something else completely different...
Its Monkeys on human evolution
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they'd said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen you two,
There's a certain rumour that can't be true -
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea is a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife,
starved the kids and ruined her life,
And whoever heard of a mother monk,
Leaving her kids with others to bunk;
Or passing them off from one to the other.
Till they scarcely know who was their mother.
Another thing that you never will see,
Is a monk build a fence around a coconut tree,
Forbidding all other monks to taste;
Letting the coconuts go to waste.
Why? If I built a fence around my coconut tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Another thing that a monk wont do,
Is get out at night and go on a stew,
And use a gun, or club, or knife
To take another monkey's life.
Yes, man descended, the "so and so" cuss,
But brother, he didn't descend from us!"
Anon
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