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Talmid Noach shares insights into the Mayan 2012 prophecies.

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Teleprompter Problems

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Go to: Being Nude in Public
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Go to: Another Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Enlightenment

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Go to: Is there Humor After Death?

Go to: Can There be Peace in Our Time?

Go to: Real letters to God from kids.

Go to: Poop: The real meaning of life!

• Please be advised: Much of the humor on this page is a bit risque'

Go to: Speaking Words of Wisdom?

Let it be... PLEASE!

Go to Oxymorons

Go to: Liar (I mean Lawyer) Jokes.

Go to: PG13 Humor

• Please be advised: Much of the humor on this page is a bit risque'

Go to: Computer Humor and Satire

Microsoft's plan to

• Buy America!
• Buy God!
• New Microsoft frozen dinner instructions.
• Much more!

Go to: More Computer Humor and Satire

Go to: "All your base are belong to us!"

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Question: "When was the first time medicine was mentioned in the Bible?"

Answer: It was when God gave Moses the tablets!

O.K., so that was lame! And I suppose it might be offensive to someone (everything's offensive to someone!), but its clean, good hearted humor (unlike the PG 13 humor on my "Poop: The Real Meaning of Life" page below!).

Question: "Did you know that God has a motor cycle?"

Answer: Its true! The Bible speaks of the Day of the Lord's Triumph!"

Question: What is God's real Name?

Answer: Its Howard! Jesus said: Our Father Who is in heaven, Howard by thy Name...

That'll offend someone!

I don't like humor and satire that slams individuals or groups (well, there are some... )

If you are offended by anything you read here, feel free to let me know and I'll consider removing or editing it (or you could try to out-do it! -- that could be fun for everyone!).

But I'm NOT into the whole PC thing so I hope your skin's not too thin! Some of what you find IS pretty racy!

Just try and remember that laughter is the best medicine -- and let's face it, we're all at least a little "sick!"

May I suggest?

The Ancient and Noble Path of Chickenism

Could this be the Big Bang?!!!

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

Go to: Landover Baptist Church, no really, Visit this site!!!! But pray first!!!!

Go to: The Electric Frog

This site will tick you off if you're a Christian with thin skin! Fortunately, I'm a Christian with thick skin, and I think much of it is hilarious! For sure, they go too far at times, in my opinion, but any site that comes up: "Lives of the Saints," or "Why God has a Headache" can't be all bad! Two blasphemous thumbs up!

Go to: Internet photo

• Smile! At this site you can have your photo taken for free directly through the internet!.

Go to: Play: Find the Spam!

Possibly the most difficult game on the entire Internet! Find the Spam! Come on ladies, if you're man enough!

Go to: And now for something else completely different... (Hey! isn't that the same thing?)...

• Monty Python and ... Don't forget: THE LARCH
  

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Monkeys on human evolution

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they'd said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen you two,
There's a certain rumour that can't be true -
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea is a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife,
starved the kids and ruined her life,
And whoever heard of a mother monk,
Leaving her kids with others to bunk;
Or passing them off from one to the other.
Till they scarcely know who was their mother.
Another thing that you never will see,
Is a monk build a fence around a coconut tree,
Forbidding all other monks to taste;
Letting the coconuts go to waste.
Why? If I built a fence around my coconut tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Another thing that a monk wont do,
Is get out at night and go on a stew,
And use a gun, or club, or knife
To take another monkey's life.
Yes, man descended, the "so and so" cuss,
But brother, he didn't descend from us!"
Anon

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