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Welcome to
Shlomo's Not-so Frum Humor
Oxymorons For Morons
"Ignorance is true intelligence!"
| Act naturally |
Advanced BASIC |
Airline food |
Almost exactly |
| Alone together |
Black light |
Bricked-up window |
British fashion |
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| Business ethics |
Butt head |
Childproof |
Civil war |
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| Clearly misunderstood |
Computer jock |
Computer security |
Criminal justice |
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| Crisis management |
Death benefits |
Definite maybe |
Diet ice cream |
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| Divorce court |
Down escalator |
Dry wine |
Elementary calculus |
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| Ethical government |
Exact estimate |
Extra time |
Fast idle |
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| Found missing |
Freezer burn |
Fresh frozen |
Fresh frozen |
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| Genuine imitation |
Good grief |
Gourmet pizza |
Government organization |
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| Great depression |
Guest host |
God Hates... |
Half full |
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| Hard pillow |
Hopelessly optimistic |
Hospital food |
Industrial park |
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| Invisible ink |
Irate patient |
Jumbo Shrimp |
Junk food |
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| Lean pork |
Legally drunk |
Little giant |
Living dead |
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| Mandatory option |
Microsoft Works |
Mild abrasive |
Military intelligence |
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| Minor disaster |
New classic |
Non-stop flight |
Now, then . . . |
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| Old news |
Original copy |
Partially completed |
Passive aggression |
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| Peace force |
Peacekeeper missile |
Plastic glasses |
Political science |
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| Pretty ugly |
Rap music |
Resident alien |
Restless sleep |
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| Rock music |
Rubber bone |
Safe sex |
Same difference |
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| Sanitary landfill |
Scheduled play |
Silent scream |
Small crowd |
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| Soft rock |
Software documentation |
Standard deviation |
Sure bet |
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| Sweet sorrow |
Synthetic natural gas |
Taped live |
Temporary tax increase |
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| Terribly pleased |
Tight slacks |
Turbo Diesel |
Twelve-ounce pound cake |
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| Unacceptable solution |
Work party |
Working vacation |
Endless Lists! |
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Please note: As it is almost impossible to accurately credit a
joke's creator, I do not usually try. Some of the jokes contained here
are my creation, most have been collected from the Net and non-virtual
reality (remember that? Its called "real life" *smile*). If something
in this section is your creation and you want credit for it, please let
me know. Thanks.
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