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Oxymorons For Morons

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Act naturally Advanced BASIC Airline food Almost exactly
Alone together Black light Bricked-up window British fashion
Business ethics Butt head Childproof Civil war
Clearly misunderstood Computer jock Computer security Criminal justice
Crisis management Death benefits Definite maybe Diet ice cream
Divorce court Down escalator Dry wine Elementary calculus
Ethical government Exact estimate Extra time Fast idle
Found missing Freezer burn Fresh frozen Fresh frozen
Genuine imitation Good grief Gourmet pizza Government organization
Great depression Guest host God Hates... Half full
Hard pillow Hopelessly optimistic Hospital food Industrial park
Invisible ink Irate patient Jumbo Shrimp Junk food
Lean pork Legally drunk Little giant Living dead
Mandatory option Microsoft Works Mild abrasive Military intelligence
Minor disaster New classic Non-stop flight Now, then . . .
Old news Original copy Partially completed Passive aggression
Peace force Peacekeeper missile Plastic glasses Political science
Pretty ugly Rap music Resident alien Restless sleep
Rock music Rubber bone Safe sex Same difference
Sanitary landfill Scheduled play Silent scream Small crowd
Soft rock Software documentation Standard deviation Sure bet
Sweet sorrow Synthetic natural gas Taped live Temporary tax increase
Terribly pleased Tight slacks Turbo Diesel Twelve-ounce pound cake
Unacceptable solution Work party Working vacation Endless Lists!

Please note: As it is almost impossible to accurately credit a joke's creator, I do not usually try. Some of the jokes contained here are my creation, most have been collected from the Net and non-virtual reality (remember that? Its called "real life" *smile*). If something in this section is your creation and you want credit for it, please let me know. Thanks.

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